It’s always fun to stumble onto an easter egg. But it’s even more fun when they’re Chuck Norris easter eggs. And my Automation Engineer left quite a few on our Jenkins server.
So without further ado, I’ll leave you with some amusement with a bit of an ASMR twist. Let’s begin!
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
When a bug sees Chuck Norris, it flees screaming in terror, and then immediately self-destructs to avoid being roundhouse-kicked.
Chuck Norris rewrote the Google search engine from scratch.
“It works on my machine” always holds true for Chuck Norris.
There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris’ exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need an OS.
All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
You don’t disable the Chuck Norris plug-in, it disables you.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
Chuck Norris doesn’t program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants.
Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt, as that signifies a probability of failure. He goes bug killing.
When Chuck Norris presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computers restart is initiated.
When Chuck Norris gives a method an argument, the method loses.
The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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